The Pastor and His Donkey

Before I proceed, I would like to give some English lessons. Today we are going to learn the meaning of the word Donkey, Ass (don’t feel shy about saying the word Ass), Pastor and Nun.

Donkey: The donkey is a member of the horse family and are well known for being extremely stubborn, especially when they are asked to do things which are dangerous. A male donkey is called an Ass.

At the same time, the word Ass is used to describe other things.

Ass: buttocks, butts: The fleshy part of the human body that you sit on.

 
Pastor: The word pastor usually refers to an ordained person within a Christian church.

Nun: In the Catholic Church, a nun is a female who has taken solemn vows.

 
Understand what I’m trying to deliver? If yes you may proceed reading the forwarded email below. If you still don’t understand, try asking Mr.Google.

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor
to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
Posted the following headline:
NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

 
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


At last ... The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
So, be yourself and enjoy life !!!
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer